This
is Alan who passed away very recently. He was the dearly loved resident cat at
Urchfont Manor in Wiltshire where I used to run courses. Originally owned by a family
in the village he 'took over ' the Manor many years ago and was a favourite with
both staff and the many visitors.
Hello
Charlie, is that you ?
No honeybunch ! It's Samantha . Shall we meet in the
middle.
Hello,
do you like my red ribbon?
Now
what shall I have for tea
I
think I 'll have that one fried!
Dear
me , changing the ribbon is such a chore
Come
on guys lets get out of here
Just
where do you think you're going?
Now,
I'm their minder, so keep away
Which
magazine shall we read guys.
Now
come on now. Don't sulk. Smile at the camera.
Do
you think my fur is looking OK
Could
you put more coal on the fire please?
Now
everybody - back to the basket
Hello
Pinky Do you come here often?
Oh
dear I 'm lost in this jungle
....
and the groom's drunk!
Oh
God he comes the bride!
Oh
mummy mummy
I can't find my present!
Move
over Gloria I want that juicy bit
You
know if I close my eyes I could swear there's a dog infront of me.
Now
then Germima is it sherry time yet?
I
wish I was a pussycat and could sort out my own coat!
Good
job I'm not driving!
Come
down from there ! You need a parachute to jump from that height.
Mirror,
mirror on the wall who is the fairest kitten of them all!
Just
two more pints today please.
I'm
sure I can change this lens
What
do you mean -
there's no more!
No
officer we are not drunk.
My friends and I are on a bone hunt.
Mummy,
the builders want me to help but the hat is too big
Ah,
this looks like a nice snack!
Now
I told you -I'm the king of the castle.
Keep
away! We're the big deal around here
Now
which diet am I
supposed to be on?
I
bet the x-ray machine won't see me.
I'm
looking for weapons of mass destruction Mummy